People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country
No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.
Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.
A poem is no place for an idea.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.
Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.
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