Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.
There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.
A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.
Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.
We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.
If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression.
One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
Probably you have noted the resemblance of the critic to the crank.
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.
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