Molly Ivins Quotes - Page 3

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• Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to permanent glory.

  Molly Ivins

  Government, Political, Politics

  "Jon Carroll" by Jon Carroll, www.sfgate.com. February 14, 2007.

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• Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn't been paying attention.

  Molly Ivins

  Thinking, Land, Water

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• I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.

  Molly Ivins

  Hurt, Air, Ankles

  Molly Ivins (2004). “Who Let the Dogs In?: Incredible Political Animals I Have Known”, p.303, Random House

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• The trouble with blaming powerless people is that although it's not nearly as scary as blaming the powerful, it does miss the point. Poor people do not shut down factories... Poor people didn't decide to use 'contract employees' because they cost less and don't get any benefits.

  Molly Ivins

  Powerful, People, Scary

  Molly Ivins (2010). “You Got to Dance with Them What Brung You”, p.72, Vintage

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• We've got the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble when it comes to crime in this country. The FBI says burglary and robbery cost U.S. taxpayers $3.8 billion annually. Securities fraud alone costs four times that. And securities fraud is nothing to the cost of oil spills, price-fixing, and dangerous or defective products. Fraud by health-care corporations alone costs us between $100 billion and $400 billion a year. No three-strikes-and-you're-out for these guys. Remember the S&L scandal? $500 billion.

  Molly Ivins

  Country, Years, Oil

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• The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

  Molly Ivins

  Fun, Winning, Having Fun

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• There is no inverse relationship between freedom and security. Less of one does not lead to more of the other. People with no rights are not safe from terrorist attack.

  Molly Ivins

  Rights, People, Doe

  Molly Ivins (2004). “Who Let the Dogs In?: Incredible Political Animals I Have Known”, p.246, Random House

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• Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

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  Oasis, Texas, Camels

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• I think most of us become nicer as we get older, less judgmental, less full of certitude; life tends to knock a few corners of us as we go through. Cancer, divorce, teenagers, and other plagues make us give up on expecting ourselves - or life - to be perfect, which is a real relief.

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  Giving Up, Real, Cancer

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• I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

  Molly Ivins

  Truth, Believe, Ignorance

  Molly Ivins (1992). “Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?”, Vintage

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• Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.

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  Dwarves, Understanding, Calling

  Molly Ivins (2010). “Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?”, p.149, Vintage

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• We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. And every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. Raise hell. Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous. Make our troops know we're for them and trying to get them out of there. Hit the streets to protest Bush's proposed surge. If you can, go to the peace march in Washington on Jan. 27. We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, 'Stop it, now!'

  Molly Ivins

  Running, Country, War

  "Ivins: Stand up against the surge" by Molly Ivins, www.cnn.com. January 11, 2007.

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• Populism is the simple premise that markets need to be restrained by society and by a democratic political system. We are not socialists or communists, we are proponents of regulated capitalism and, I might add, people who have read American history.

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  Simple, People, Political

  "I Told You So". archive.is. May 30, 2002.

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• There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule -- that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

  Molly Ivins

  Powerful, Two, People

  "The Mouth of Texas", People Weekly, December 9, 1991.

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• Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

  Molly Ivins

  Texas, President, United States

  "David Giffey: If Molly Ivins could comment on the election". Interview With David Giffey, host.madison.com. February 25, 2016.

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• Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

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  Lying, Feel Better, Weather

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• Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, "Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.

  Molly Ivins

  Fashion, Reading, Clothes

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• Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

  Molly Ivins

  Winning, Independence, Action

  "Mother to the MMOB / Bolinas woman mobilizes moms to change country" by Tricia Cambron, www.sfgate.com. July 9, 2004.

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• Sometimes I think Texas exists as a reality check for those who might wander too far toward the precious.

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  Reality, Thinking, Texas

  Molly Ivins (2010). “Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?”, p.148, Vintage

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• As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

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  Texas, Office, Political

  Molly Ivins (1992). “Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?”, Vintage

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• Conservatives have been mad at the Supreme Court since it decided to desegregate the schools in 1954 and seen fit to blame the federal bench for everything that has happened since then that they don't like.

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  School, Mad, Benches

  "Ivins: The new 'activist' judges" by Molly Ivins, www.cnn.com. August 24, 2006.

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• The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

  Molly Ivins

  Results, Founders

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• I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing.

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  Vegetarianism, Land, Awful

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• Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?

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  Hair, Texas, Differences

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• When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it?

  Molly Ivins

  Daughter, Boys, White

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