Garrison Keillor Quotes About Church

Quotes about: Church

• Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

  Garrison Keillor

  Funny, Christian, Religious

• I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

  Garrison Keillor

  Thinking, Lust, Church

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “Lake Wobegon Days”, p.108, Penguin

• ... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

  Garrison Keillor

  Jesus, Sunday, People

• Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.

  Garrison Keillor

  Religious, Car, Church

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