Garrison Keillor Quotes About Death

Quotes about: Death

• They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

  Garrison Keillor

  Funny, Death, Nice

• No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.

  Garrison Keillor

  Death, Suicide, Writing

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “Lake Wobegon Days”, p.70, Penguin

• I'm of an age when if I started to do eulogies, I'd be doing nothing else. You don't want to be remembered? I don't want them to be told to remember me.

  Garrison Keillor

  Life, Death, Insanity

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