Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 46

• Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I’m a bossy hag and you’d rather be enslaved to a man you hate than deal with me. (Delphine) You know…you’re not funny. (Jericho) I think I’m hysterical. (Delphine)

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  Hate, Men, Thinking

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• C’mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You don’t suck, Delphine. I…you. C’mon, Jericho. I only bite in the bedroom. You can do this. I know you’re not really mute. (Delphine)

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  Hands, Mouths, Bedroom

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• Um, guys, I hate to interrupt whatever weirdness you two are partaking in, but we have a situation in here you might want to check on. (Phobos)

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  Hate, Two, Guy

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• If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)

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  Dog, Thinking, Mind

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.268, Macmillan

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• May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad I’m flattered by that. Otherwise I’d gut you. (Zarek) Ditto. (Jericho)

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  May, Mercy, Jericho

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• Menoeceus is a great name. (Astrid) For an old man or a feminine hygiene product. Not for my son. And next time I get to name the kid and it won’t be something that sounds like meningitis. (Zarek) You keep that up and next time you’ll be the one birthing it, and don’t mess with me, bucko, I have connections in that department. A pregnant man is not an impossibility in my neighborhood. (Astrid)

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  Kids, Son, Men

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• Yeah, well, I’ll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from a man who whines like a two-year-old when he stubs his toe. I’d like to see you survive ten hours of childbirth. (Astrid)

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  Mean, Men, Years

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.271, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob) Fluff-fluff… (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek)

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  Bob, Want, Fluff

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• Look what you did. (Jericho snapped at Zarek.) I broke it. (Jericho)

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  Looks, Broke, Jericho

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• Oh, gah, I’ve been slimed. (Jericho) It’s not slime. It’s a baby kiss. (Delphine) It's slime. (Zarek)

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  Baby, Kissing, Slime

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• Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I’ll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing’s housebroken? (Jericho)

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  Hands, Waiting, Experts

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• I, for one, am exhausted. I’ve been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)

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  Lasts, Exhausted, Hours

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Dream Warrior”, p.96, Hachette UK

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• Here you’re just a person…one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I’m not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang)

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  Baby, Misery, Trust Me

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

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• Because if I don’t, Fang will die. (Aimee) Are you high? (Dev) No. (Aimee) C’mon, Aim, admit it. Heavy amounts of drugs are involved here. (Dev)

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  Drug, Heavy, Aim

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• Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn)

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  Sorry, Stupidity, Muzzle

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.144, Macmillan

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• What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

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  Action, Chuck, Jet

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• Shut up, already. Just once, could I get a demon with no vocal cords? (Anonymous) At least they’re not puking on us this time. (Wynter) Small favor that. (Anonymous)

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  Favors, Shut Up, Demon

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• What does this Daimon look like? (Xedrix) He’s tall and blond. (Kyle) Well, that narrows it down to every Daimon here except Stryker. What would that be? Several thousand of them? Could you be a bit more specific and if you tell me he was dressed in black, I’ll kill you myself and spare me the agony of dying. (Xedrix)

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  Agony, Black, Dying

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• I have more important things to do anyway. I have a hangnail that needs my attention. (Dev)

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  Important, Needs, Attention

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.166, Macmillan

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• Can you stand? (Aimee) I’m not helpless. (Fang) Oh, look! Mr. Macho is back in all his glory. Hello, Mr. Macho, it’s so not good to see you again. But you know, Mr. Macho, that you’ve been bedridden to the point that your legs aren’t used to carrying your weight and you’re not really human. So if you want to get up and fall, gods forbid I do anything to stop it. After all, I live for America’s Funniest Home Videos. Should I fetch a camcorder now? (Aimee)

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  Fall, Home, America

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• What do you want exactly? (Fang) An end to the mistreatment of small, fluffy dust bunnies. (Thorn)

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  Dust, Bunnies, Want

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• A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let’s just keep it simple and say he’s a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn)

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  Badass, Simple, Teeth

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising”, p.85, Hachette UK

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• I can tell we’re going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I’m the best friend you’ll ever have or the last enemy you’ll ever make. (Thorn)

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  Enemy, World, Lasts

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• This is your sword. You press the pointy end into the enemy. Try not to let him make eye contact with you and remember, he spits invisible poison. (Thorn)

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  Eye, Enemy, Trying

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.175, Macmillan

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• Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

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  Steel, Ruins, Fangs

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.178, Macmillan

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