Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 49

• Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

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  Shoes, Feet, Causes

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.56, St. Martin's Griffin

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• I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)

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  Men, Ugly, Fats

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.58, St. Martin's Griffin

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• But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)

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  Kids, Bubba

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• I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

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  Tanks, Looks, Body

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.76, St. Martin's Griffin

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• He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

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  Hot, Valhalla, Wanted

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.78, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first date or a driver’s license. Ah, gah! I’ve come too far to die a predestrian virgin. Bubba, you can’t let me die…I only have seventeen more months and three days to my sixteenth birthday! (Nick)

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  Men, Zombie, Three

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.84, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?’ (Nick)

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  Believe, Zombie, Fairy

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• What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)

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  Cat, Thinking, Ducks

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• Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)

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  Girlfriend, Drama, Cds

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.88, St. Martin's Griffin

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• My parents died a long time ago. And you know the sad thing? I still miss them every day. I spent my entire youth fighting with my dad over every little thing and damned if I wouldn’t sell my soul to see him one more time and tell him I was sorry for the last words I said to him. Words I can never take back that should have never been said. So call your mom. No matter what kind of relationship you have with your parents, I swear to you, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. (Kyrian)

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  Mom, Dad, Sorry

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.100, St. Martin's Griffin

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• I learned a long time ago not to judge people by what they look like, sound like, or by the clothes they wear. Just because a house is nice and shiny out front doesn’t mean it’s not rotting on the inside. (Kyrian)

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  Nice, Mean, Clothes

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.101, St. Martin's Griffin

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• My demon ate them. (Nick) What happened to the jocks? (Acheron) Riiiight. And I suppose the Big Bad Wolf will be coming in right behind you to finish up? Or is it the Gingerbread Man I need to fear? (Nick)

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  Men, Needs, Gingerbread

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• What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)

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  Remembers Everything, Kitchen, Zombie

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• How can this be your car? (Nick) Well, I wrote a really big check that didn’t bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing thing happened…the salesman gave me the keys and let me take it home. It was like magic. (Acheron)

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  Home, Keys, Car

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• Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I’ll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron)

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  Mind, Junk, Pieces

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.197, St. Martin's Griffin

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• By the way, don’t breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)

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  May, Way, Upholstery

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.124, St. Martin's Griffin

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• What made you immortal? (Nick) Really good DNA. (Acheron)

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  Dna, Made, Immortal

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• Oh, come on. I have to know about the who-do voodoo that you do. (Nick)

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  Voodoo, Knows

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.203, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.) Please don’t hurt me, Ash. Please. I don’t want to die while I’m still a virgin. At least let me get laid before you kill me – which according to my mom I can’t do until I’m married and I can’t do that until I finish college. So you have to wait a good ten years before you snuff me. Deal? (Nick)

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  Girl, Mom, Hurt

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.204, St. Martin's Griffin

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• You’re really not right, are you? Yeah, I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally damaging. (Nick)

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  Kids, Paint, Chips

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.204, Macmillan

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• I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess I’m not housebroken after all. My mom will be so disappointed after all she went through to potty train me. But once you let me live…your big mistake…now I know you think I’m too cute and fluffy to kill. (Nick)

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  Cute, Mom, Mistake

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• Is he a good boy? (Cherise) No, Mom, he’s Satan incarnate. In fact, once it’s over, we’re going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund. (Nick)

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  Mom, Boys, Facts

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• Yes, he’s a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he’s on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial killer who hides bodies in the fridge whenever his parents go out of town. (Nick) I also eat babies for breakfast and torture small animals for fun. My therapist says I’m making real progress though. (Caleb)

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  Football, Baby, Fun

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• I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the place. (Madaug) Yeah, two and three at a time, ‘cause God forbid kids should do what we did back in the old days and play in a room by ourselves. What kind of geeks are they raising nowadays? Geeks with friends who play video games together. Whoever heard of such? It’s the end of days, I’m telling you all. (Bubba)

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  Kids, Games, Play

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• I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he’d be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark) Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn’t that the same thing? (Nick) Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)

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  Book, Zombie, Mentor

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.152, St. Martin's Griffin

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