Turn Me Quotes

• I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on.

  Henry Rollins

  Hate, Laughing, Soul

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• I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.

  Henry Rollins

  Snow, Laughing, Soul

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• Here's what I love: when a great writer turns me into a Jew from Chicago, a lesbian out of South Carolina, or a black woman moving into a subway entrance in Harlem. Turn me into something else, writers of the world. Make me Muslim, heretic, hermaphrodite. Put me into a crusader's armor, a cardinal's vestments. Let me feel the pygmy's heartbeat, the queen's breast, the torturer's pleasure, the Nile's taste, or the nomad's thirst. Tell me everything that I must know. Hold nothing back.

  Pat Conroy

  Queens, Moving, Black

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• Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the verge of death—plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.

  Rick Riordan

  Tree, Might, Example

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Sea of Monsters”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can’t wait. Sorry. We’ll have to hump and fight later. (Fury)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Dog, Sorry, Fighting

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• Possible or not, they tried to turn me into a Nick McNugget. (Nick)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Turns

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.152, St. Martin's Griffin

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• If you try to turn me against Lissa one more time the stories are going to be about you bleeding because I'll have ripped your throat out!

  Richelle Mead

  Trying, Stories, Bleeding

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.145, Penguin

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• I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were on the verge of death-plankton maybe." -Percy Jackson

  Rick Riordan

  Might, Nightmare, Poseidon

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• I give in and light another cigarette even though last night the surgeon general came on the television set and shook his finger at everybody, trying to convince us that smoking will kill us. But Mother once told me tongue kissing would turn me blind and I'm starting to think it's all just a big plot between the surgeon general and Mother to make sure no one ever has any fun.

  Kathryn Stockett

  Mother, Fun, Kissing

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• But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Men, Different, Done

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Obsidian Butterfly: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.149, Penguin

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• Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

  Rachel Maddow

  Laughing, Use, Lines

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• His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn't even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life

  John Green

  Real, Guy, Kind

  John Green (2012). “The Fault in Our Stars”, p.19, Penguin

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• Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me. Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? Sam: I heard raised voices. Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak. Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.

  J. R. R. Tolkien

  Hurt, Cutting, Dark

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• get back, get back! ill turn you into a piglet! ast a bula- no wait. that turns ME into a piglet!!

  Margaret Weis

  Waiting, Piglet, Ill

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• If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.

  Richard Francis Burton

  Girl, Fall, Long

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• I'm one of the great unemployed looking for the next job. I'm waiting for the right offer. Like anyone, I want something that turns me on inside.

  Francesca Annis

  Jobs, Want Something, Waiting

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• I've had people turn me down. Not all that many, but certainly it happens.

  Errol Morris

  People, Turns, Happens

  Source: collider.com

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• As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.

  Sandra Bullock

  Comedy, Dramatic, Moments

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• The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

  Sid Caesar

  Kids, Pie, Rude

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.

  Andy Cohen

  Jenny, Shots, Turns

  "Drama King" by Daniel Riley, www.gq.com. December 17, 2012.

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• I was super brainy and a proper geek at school, but there would always be a boy. But that sort of obsession did turn me into a songwriter. My writing has always come from that feeling of infatuation.

  Ellie Goulding

  Writing, School, Boys

  "Love Lessons From Ellie Goulding". Interview with Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. October 9, 2012.

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• In sports, I refused to do any interviews that were just going to become human-interest stories. Don't turn me into a tragic heroine.

  Aimee Mullins

  Sports, Stories, Interviews

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• "I don't know how to say it exactly. Only... I want to die as myself. Does that make any sense?" he asks. I shake my head. How could he die as anyone but himself. "I don't want them to change me in there. Turn me into some kind of monster that I'm not."

  Suzanne Collins

  Monsters, Doe, Want

  "The Hunger Games". Book by Suzanne Collins, www.thefandomentals.com. September 14, 2008.

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• I have teenagers, so I listen to a lot of music. They turn me on to great music.

  Katey Sagal

  Teenager, High School, Great Music

  "'Sons of Anarchy's' Katey Sagal talks about her other life, as a singer". "Los Angeles Times" Interview, latimesblogs.latimes.com. September 29, 2010.

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• Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included.

  Patrick Swayze

  Funny, People, Looking Good

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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