Hank Ketcham Quotes

• Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

  Hank Ketcham

  Inspirational, Cynical, Gum

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• Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!

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  Mean, Listening

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• Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

  Hank Ketcham

  Humor, Thinking, Ideas

  "'Dennis the Menace' creator dead at 81". www.cnn.com. June 3, 2001.

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• Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

  Hank Ketcham

  Mean, Cat, Animal

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• You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

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  Home, Golf, Tennis

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• Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.

  Hank Ketcham

  Friendship, Use, Cry

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• No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

  Hank Ketcham

  Turkeys, Bread

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