No more humiliation for me, thanks very much. No more swallowing my anger. Honestly, I couldn't manage another mouthful. But it was delicious. Did you make it yourself?
My mother is the best storyteller. And her mother was too.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, blusher and lipstick who died that it might all have been possible. But who died in vain.
Waiting to be 'better' is the wrong approach. It's learning to live with it.
I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better.
Political correctness is a minefield
Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.
I've never made a secret of the fact that I'd have loved to have children.
Hen nights should be banned. You're honour-bound to behave atrociously, then feel terribly ashamed afterwards. (This Charming Man)
Medically speaking, there is no such thing as a nervous breakdown. Which is very annoying to discover when you're right in the middle of one.
I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.
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