Sam Kinison Quotes About Heaven

Quotes about: Heaven

• I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

  Sam Kinison

  Views, Two, Missing

• My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

  Sam Kinison

  Views, Two, Missing

• Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

  Sam Kinison

  Jesus, Water, Heaven

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