Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.
Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.
Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.
It is the mission of the press to disseminate intellect and at the same time destroy receptivity to it.
Artists have a right to be modest and a duty to be vain.
Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence.
I am already so popular that anyone who vilifies me becomes more popular than I am.
The real truths are those that can be invented.
Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.
In a hollow head there is much room for knowledge.
I can say with pride that I have spent days and nights not reading anything, and that with unflagging energy I use every moment toacquire gradually an encyclopedic lack of education.
A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.
How unreliable is the woman caught being faithful! Today she is faithful to you, tomorrow to another.
One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.
Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
To write a novel may be pure pleasure. To live a novel presents certain difficulties. As for reading a novel, I do my best to get out of it.
Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
Many share my views with me. But I don't share them with them.
Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.
Let my style capture all the sounds of my time. This should make it an annoyance to my contemporaries. But later generations should hold it to their ears like a seashell in which there is the music of an ocean of mud.
The agitator seizes the word. The artist is seized by it.
On the stage one must not confuse the nature of a personality with the naturalness of a person.
The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.
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