With every mistake, we must surely be learning.
If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman!
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
It's so ironic that life is all about love, yet we live most of it either searching, never finding, or messing it up.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
How strange that the nature of life is change, yet the nature of human beings is to resist change. And how ironic that the difficult times we fear might ruin us are the very ones that can break us open and help us blossom into who we were meant to be.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Jesus wept; Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
One day you're the statue. One day you're the pigeon.
If the environment were a bank, it would have been saved by now
It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!
In our changing world nothing changes more than geography.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Sometimes The Devil is a gentleman.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
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