With every mistake, we must surely be learning.
How strange that the nature of life is change, yet the nature of human beings is to resist change. And how ironic that the difficult times we fear might ruin us are the very ones that can break us open and help us blossom into who we were meant to be.
If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
All language is but a poor translation.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
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