Denis Leary Quotes - Page 3

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• I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Winning, Talking

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• How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

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  Ocean, Whales, Needs

  Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.83, Anchor

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• I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

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  Guy, Chocolate, Type

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• Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

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  Funny, Coffee, Humor

  "Denis Leary: Lock 'N Load". Documentary, Comedy, 1997.

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• Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Humor, Self

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.

  Denis Leary

  Views, Conservative

  "Denis Leary in No Spin Zone". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. December 6, 2010.

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• Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

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  Fire, America, People

  "Now on DVD: Denis Leary's documentary 'Burn' shows unique dangers Detroit firefighters face" by Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. July 09, 2013.

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• We've always talked about doing something else and Campbell Scott is always busy and I'm always busy. But when we came up with the idea of doing the potato famine as a hip hop musical, I wanted somebody who was going to bring gravity.

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  Ideas, Hip Hop, Musical

  Source: www.ign.com

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• I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

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  Funny, Humor, Complaining

  "Fictional character: Diego". "Ice Age", www.imdb.com. March 12, 2002.

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• Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.

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  Jobs, New York, Fire

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• Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

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  Funny, Humor, Meat Eating

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 1993.

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• I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.

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  Home, Night, Laughing

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• Sin is in, and so we begin.

  Denis Leary

  Sin

  "Denis Leary: Lock 'N Load". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1997.

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• It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

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  Kissing, Bye, Family And Friends

  Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.27, Anchor

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• Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.

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  Firefighter, Encounters, Selfless

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• In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

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  Cousin, Firefighter, Guy

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• One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own.

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  Firefighter, Needs, Care

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• I think all priests should be married.

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  Thinking, Married, Should

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• Hockey's my favorite sport.

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  Sports, Hockey, My Favorite

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• Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

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  House, Machines, Maids

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• The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.

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  Media, Example, Social Media

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• I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.

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  Writing, Actors, Television

  "Denis Leary on 'The Amazing Spider-Man,' comedy, and life after 'Rescue Me'". Interview with Rick Marshall, www.ifc.com. July 31, 2012.

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• We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.

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  Funny, Couple, Drinking

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

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• Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

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  Funny, Home, Humor

  Song: More Drugs, Album: No Cure For Cancer

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• Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

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  Ireland

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