Fran Lebowitz Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Dog, Silly, Animal

  Fran Lebowitz (1994). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, Vintage

• No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Dog, Animal, Pet

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 17, 2010

• I have friends, some of whom are spectacularly good writers, who really want someone to edit them. I don't register that impulse. It's like the impulse for wanting a dog.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Dog, Want, Impulse

  Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. June 17, 2011.

• A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Dog, Men, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from May 12, 2010

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