If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.
Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.
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