Don Marquis Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Life, Witty

• A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Humor, Admission

• Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Hope, Witty

  Don Marquis (2012). “Archy and Mehitabel”, p.54, Anchor

• Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Dog, Blood

  Don Marquis (1922). “The Revolt of the Oyster”

• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Birthday, Time

• Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

  "Modern Essays" edited by Christopher Morley, ("The Almost Perfect State"), 1921.

• It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

  Don Marquis

  Funny, Pregnancy, Humor

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