Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.
They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
If winning weren't important nobody would keep score.
I'm not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
I don't believe in looking past anybody - I wouldn't look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
If a player leaves Marquette and doesn't have some of my blood in him, then I don't think I've done a good job.
You measure a player from the head up.
I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.
Can't win without talent, you know.
It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
I don't think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.
If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.
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