Mignon McLaughlin Funny Quotes

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• Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Love, Funny, Witty

  "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

• A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Husband, Women

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.33, BookBaby

• What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.22, BookBaby

• Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.22, BookBaby

• Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.29, BookBaby

• All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Women, Competition

  "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

• Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Women, Hands

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.53, BookBaby

• Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Money, Greedy

  "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

• It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Funny, Women, Upset

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.45, BookBaby

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