She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?
Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."
I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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