Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Who ARE You?" This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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