Bowls Quotes - Page 21

• Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long.

  Vince Poscente

  Growing Up, Long, Tanks

  Vince Poscente (2002). “Invinceable Principles: Essential Tools for Life Mastery”, Invinceaility Series

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• Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

  Perry Brass

  Sex, Stupid, Hot

  Perry Brass (1998). “The Lover of My Soul: A Search for Ecstasy and Wisdom”, p.26, Perry Brass

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• You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
  your dream.

  Daniel Tosh

  Dream, Cereal, Puffins

  "Happy Thoughts". Comedy album by Daniel Tosh, 2011.

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• We’ll always be grateful for the love we’ve received from all of our fans and supporters, and for winning a Super Bowl. I’ll always be proud to say I played for the Baltimore Ravens.

  Ray Rice

  Love, Grateful, Winning

  "At crossroads in quest to continue NFL career, Ray Rice asks forgiveness" by Aaron Wilson, www.baltimoresun.com. February 13, 2015.

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• Can we reasonably expect happiness from an insatiable appetite which, no matter how it stuffs its belly, is still psychologically like Oliver Twist in the poorhouse, holding up an empty bowl and begging, "I want some more"? Isn't it possible that our dream of the good society contained, from the beginning, a hidden violation of the Tenth Commandment "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods"?

  Joy Davidman

  Dream, Twists, Want

  Joy Davidman (1985). “Smoke on the Mountain: An Interpretation of the Ten Commandments”, p.119, Westminster John Knox Press

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• I rather be divisive than boring. The last thing I want to be is a bowl of sugar free vanilla pudding, it's not something you necessarily hate but it's not something you ask for. I'd rather be something people passionately care about one way or another than be kind of in the middle.

  Andy Biersack

  Hate, People, Pudding

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• I think people might think, oh, I don't want to approach the big famous author because it's embarrassing, but then they think for two seconds about it and realize, this is, like, a toilet bowl reader.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Thinking, Two, People

  Source: www.bookslut.com

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• When people come to my shows, they have the freedom to feel something, and we're all just a big bowl of feels.

  Christina Perri

  People, Bigs, Shows

  Source: www.billboard.com

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• Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, 'That locks down the Hispanic vote.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Ohio, Yesterday

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• Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck toSeahawks coach Pete Carroll.

  Conan O'Brien

  Mvp, Giving, Guy

  "Conan O'Brien is being accused of stealing another comedian's Twitter jokes" by Megan Willett, www.businessinsider.com. July 28, 2015.

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• Health officials are saying the number of measles cases that originated in Disneyland continues to grow. Which is why this year after the game the Super Bowl MVPshouted, 'No way am I going to Disneyland!'

  Conan O'Brien

  Years, Games, Numbers

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• The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

  David Letterman

  Russian Economy, Invasion, Today

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• When you're feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl ad.

  Courtney Love

  Smart, Ideas, Feelings

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• I remember Terry being exhausted from his latest Super Bowl win and all the things that go with it.

  Dan Fouts

  Sports, Winning, Remember

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• I'm over it. You strive to win a Super Bowl and you do everything you can to get there. But being in the Hall of Fame, you never play for that honor. It's incredible.

  Dan Fouts

  Sports, Winning, Play

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• How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid of was playing in a Super Bowl when it was raining. I can't throw a wet ball.

  John Elway

  Sports, Rain, Games

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• I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.

  John Elway

  Sports, Years, Two

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• There's nothing bigger than being asked to perform at the Super Bowl.

  Paul McCartney

  Nfl, Super Bowl, Bigger

  "Super Bowl plays safe with Macca" by Owen Gibson, www.theguardian.com. November 22, 2004.

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• Were all brought up to believe that the best players show up in the biggest games, and what bigger game than the Super Bowl? Ive just been blessed and very lucky to have two of my best games on that stage.

  Justin Tuck

  Believe, Blessed, Player

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• You cannot keep doing the same things. According to the situation, your role changes in one-day cricket, especially in a phase like the Powerplay. If I bowl four spells, four times I will be playing a different role.

  Harbhajan Singh

  One Day, Different, Roles

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• I thought of the bowl of water my mother taught me to look into. It was true, everything a person ever needed to know was right there in a single bowl small enough to fit in the palm of one hand.

  Alice Hoffman

  Mother, Hands, Water

  Alice Hoffman (2007). “Incantation”

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• London, ... like a bowl of viscid human fluid, boils sullenly over the rim of its encircling hills and slops messily into the home counties.

  H. G. Wells

  Home, London, Hills

  H. G. Wells (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of H. G. Wells”, p.12773, Delphi Classics

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• I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

  Eric Bristow

  Morning, Two, Breakfast

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• My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it.

  Chili Davis

  Dad, Cutting, House

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• When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

  Dave Barry

  Balance, Sticks, Ponies

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