Bowls Quotes - Page 19

• Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it!

  Nick Hexum

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• Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

  Rita Rudner

  Sports, Men, Thinking

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• Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: ----Introibo ad altare Dei.

  James Joyce

  Morning, Book, Yellow

  Ulysses (1922)

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• We walk up the beach under the stars. And when we are tired of walking, we lie flat on the sand under a bowl of stars. We feel stretched, expanded to take in their compass. They pour into us until we are filled with stars, up to the brim.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  Beach, Stars, Lying

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh (2010). “Gift from the Sea”, p.99, Random House

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• An animal on a leash is not tamed by the owner. The owner is extending himself through the leash to that part of his personality which is pure dog, that part of him which just wants to eat, sleep, bark, hump chairs, wet the floor in joy, and drink out of a toilet bowl.

  Diane Ackerman

  Dog, Sleep, Animal

  Diane Ackerman (2011). “A Natural History of Love: Author of the National Bestseller A Natural History of the Senses”, p.329, Vintage

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• Nothing in Nature's sober found,
  But an eternal Health goes round.
  Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high--
  Fill all the Glasses there; for why
  Should every Creature Drink but I?
  Why, Man of Morals, tell me why?

  Abraham Cowley

  Drinking, Men, Glasses

  1656 'Drinking'.

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• The goal every year is to win the Super Bowl, not just to get to the playoffs, not just to win a few games.

  Calvin Johnson

  Winning, Years, Games

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• If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

  Norman Vincent Peale

  Jesus, Nfl, Live For Today

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• I think the talent is there to get to Super Bowl 5.

  Aaron Rodgers

  Silly, Thinking, Nfl

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• I plan on winning the Super Bowl next year.

  Jameis Winston

  Silly, Winning, Years

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• Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long.

  Vince Poscente

  Growing Up, Long, Tanks

  Vince Poscente (2002). “Invinceable Principles: Essential Tools for Life Mastery”, Invinceaility Series

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• Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

  Perry Brass

  Sex, Stupid, Hot

  Perry Brass (1998). “The Lover of My Soul: A Search for Ecstasy and Wisdom”, p.26, Perry Brass

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• We’ll always be grateful for the love we’ve received from all of our fans and supporters, and for winning a Super Bowl. I’ll always be proud to say I played for the Baltimore Ravens.

  Ray Rice

  Love, Grateful, Winning

  "At crossroads in quest to continue NFL career, Ray Rice asks forgiveness" by Aaron Wilson, www.baltimoresun.com. February 13, 2015.

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• Can we reasonably expect happiness from an insatiable appetite which, no matter how it stuffs its belly, is still psychologically like Oliver Twist in the poorhouse, holding up an empty bowl and begging, "I want some more"? Isn't it possible that our dream of the good society contained, from the beginning, a hidden violation of the Tenth Commandment "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods"?

  Joy Davidman

  Dream, Twists, Want

  Joy Davidman (1985). “Smoke on the Mountain: An Interpretation of the Ten Commandments”, p.119, Westminster John Knox Press

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• You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
  your dream.

  Daniel Tosh

  Dream, Cereal, Puffins

  "Happy Thoughts". Comedy album by Daniel Tosh, 2011.

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• I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

  Ron White

  Soccer, Believe, Games

  "Blue Collar TV". Comedy TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2004–2006.

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• Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, 'That locks down the Hispanic vote.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Ohio, Yesterday

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• Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck toSeahawks coach Pete Carroll.

  Conan O'Brien

  Mvp, Giving, Guy

  "Conan O'Brien is being accused of stealing another comedian's Twitter jokes" by Megan Willett, www.businessinsider.com. July 28, 2015.

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• Health officials are saying the number of measles cases that originated in Disneyland continues to grow. Which is why this year after the game the Super Bowl MVPshouted, 'No way am I going to Disneyland!'

  Conan O'Brien

  Years, Games, Numbers

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• The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

  David Letterman

  Russian Economy, Invasion, Today

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• When you're feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl ad.

  Courtney Love

  Smart, Ideas, Feelings

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• I remember Terry being exhausted from his latest Super Bowl win and all the things that go with it.

  Dan Fouts

  Sports, Winning, Remember

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• I'm over it. You strive to win a Super Bowl and you do everything you can to get there. But being in the Hall of Fame, you never play for that honor. It's incredible.

  Dan Fouts

  Sports, Winning, Play

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• How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid of was playing in a Super Bowl when it was raining. I can't throw a wet ball.

  John Elway

  Sports, Rain, Games

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• I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.

  John Elway

  Sports, Years, Two

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