Cavemen Quotes

• Whether it is the cavemen in the caves thousands of years ago, Shakespeare plays, television, movies and books, stories and characters take us on a journey. All I do is tell those stories without scripts and without actors.

  Mark Burnett

  Book, Character, Journey

  "Burnett is reality TV survivor". www.cnn.com. April 19, 2004.

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• We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Philosophy, Blue, Jeans

  Song: Don't Chu-Know, Album: Barometer Soup, 1995

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• Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs rot. Suddenly, lightning struck a nearby log and set it on fire. One of the cavemen stared at the fire for a few minutes, then said: Hey! Wood heat! The other cavemen, who did not understand English, immediately beat him to death with stones. But the key discovery had been made, and from that day forward, the cavemen had all the heat they needed, although their insurance rates went way up.

  Dave Barry

  Humorous, Discovery, Years

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• Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls.

  Frank Darabont

  Wall, Drawing, Kind

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• Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

  Leslie Mann

  Men, Sexiest

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

  Christopher Walken

  Girl, Wedding, Thinking

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• Everyone needs something to aim for. You can call it a challenge, or you can call it a goal. It is what makes us human. It was challenges that took us from being cavemen to reaching for the stars.

  Richard Branson

  Stars, Goal, Challenges

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• I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

  Joelle Carter

  Used, Holes, Not Sure

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• Everything has changed, but the process of telling a story has not changed. It's like cavemen sitting around the fire; somebody's going to tell the story. Somebody is drawing on the wall. You're communicating. You're trying to learn and teach at the same time. You're your own student and you're your own teacher, but the process is of the communicating.

  Stanley Kubrick

  Teacher, Wall, Fire

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

  David Duchovny

  Kings, Stupid, Writing

  "Fictional character: Hank Moody". Californication (TV Series), www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• You’re barely one step up from the Australopithecines, aren’t you? (Acheron) Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Haven’t you seen the commercials? Us cavemen are very sensitive people. (Savitar)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  People, Hey, Noses

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• We've been programmed to think meat is protein and you need meat. No, we are not cavemen. There are plenty other ways.

  Christian Serratos

  Thinking, Meat, Needs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The cavemen had the same natural resources at their disposal as we have today, and the difference between their standard of living and ours is a difference between the knowledge they could bring to bear on those resources and the knowledge used today.

  Thomas Sowell

  Differences, Today, Bears

  Thomas Sowell (1996). “Knowledge And Decisions”, p.47, Basic Books

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• I love stories. When I'm writing, what I pretend subconsciously is that we're cavemen, we're sitting around the fire, and I'm telling you stories. If I bore you, you're probably going to pick up a big club and hit me over the head.

  Harlan Coben

  Writing, Bores You, Fire

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• It was 100,000 years before we figured out what to do with fire. Imagine cavemen, sitting in front of a fire, eating raw meat for 100 thousand years.

  Julian Casablancas

  Years, Fire, Sitting

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• Scratch the surface in a typical boardroom and we're all just cavemen with briefcases, hungry for a wise person to tell us stories.

  Alan Kay

  Wise, Typical, Scratches

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• What's exciting to me is the live show medium itself; it's the last untouchable medium. I don't think it will ever go away. It has gone on from the beginning of time with little performances around a campfire, I'd imagine, like cavemen doing some chants, rhythm, and sounds, beating on things.

  Juliette Lewis

  Thinking, Going Away, Lasts

  "The Hard Lovin' Ways of Juliette Lewis". Interview with Haley Weiss, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 25, 2016.

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• Since the time of the cavemen, man has glorified himself, has made himself divine, and his monstrous vanity has caused human catastrophe. Art has collaborated in this false development. I find this concept of art which has sustained man's vanity to be loathsome.

  Hans Arp

  Art, Men, Vanity

  "Jours effeuillés: Poèmes, essaies, souvenirs". Book by Hans Arp, p. 315, 1966.

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• I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Smell, Dating, Guy

  "Zach Galifianakis: Soon You Will Be Laughing at This Man". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. June 2, 2009.

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• We are all descended from cavemen who broke the skulls of their enemies with rocks for fun or profit. But that hardly mitigates the crimes of a man who does the same thing today. I see no problem judging the behavior of the Islamic State and its apologists from the vantage point of the West's high horse, because we've earned the right to sit in that saddle.

  Jonah Goldberg

  Horse, Fun, Islamic

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• People listen to music with cavemen ears: Is it a bird song or the call of a lion? The audience at a musical is dancing in their hearts.

  Marsha Norman

  Song, Heart, People

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• His dad said even the cavemen had geniuses among them. Somebody had thought up the wheel.

  Suzanne Collins

  Dad, Genius, Wheels

  Suzanne Collins (2011). “Gregor the Overlander Collection:”, p.84, Scholastic Inc.

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