Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous.
My ambition really was, even as a child, to be a writer, a commentator, and a teacher, but a teacher of Talmud.
He caught that with the outside of his instep.
Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear
It flew towards the roof of the net like a Wurlitzer
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There's no telling what the score will be if this one goes in
The unanimously applauded, self-congratulatory bromides of a Soviet Party Congress seemed contemptible. The unanimity of the sanctimonious, reality-concealing rhetoric spouted by American officials and media commentators in recent days seems, well, unworthy of a mature democracy.
...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.
It's as if there's a magnet on the outside of the posts and bar.
He's passing the ball like Idi Amin.
A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.
What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle?
That's referee Mike Reed's 50th booking of the season, which works out at an average of six a game.
Rangers are definitely on the back heel now
The crowd...a cacophony of colour
Daei's all alone here, with four Chelsea defenders for company.
The referee was only five or seven yards away from that incident.
He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off
When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one.
He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try.
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was a part of his anatomy.
Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet
As the seconds tick down, Belgium are literally playing in time that doesn't exist.
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.
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