Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
When we've got the puck, they can't score.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.
You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.
You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.
I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.
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