We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
Playing goal is like being shot at.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Every day is a great day for hockey.
Ever since he's been a little boo-aw.
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
When we've got the puck, they can't score.
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