We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
Playing goal is like being shot at.
It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you.
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
When we've got the puck, they can't score.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Every day is a great day for hockey.
One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.
The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.
There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.
At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long.
I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
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