Illegal Quotes - Page 13

• As far as the underground liberation movement, it won't have any impact at all because they don't really care about those laws. Their activities - sabotaging, liberating animals - are already illegal so just adding one more law won't make much difference.

  Jerry Vlasak

  Animal, Impact, Law

  "Analysis: Bill targets animal activists". Article by Steve Mitchell, www.upi.com. November 14, 2006.

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• I was an illegal immigrant.

  Salma Hayek

  Immigrants, Illegal Immigrants

  "Now that's the American Dream: Salma Hayek confesses that she was once an illegal immigrant". www.dailymail.co.uk. December 9, 2010.

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  The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

  John Wayne

  Stupid, People, Reason

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• Obama has had two raging successes in his term: He has slashed unemployment by persuading millions to give up hope and leave the labor force; and He has cut illegal immigration by casting the United States into a permanent job shortage. Some achievements!

  Dick Morris

  Jobs, Giving Up, Cutting

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• I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: It represses women, it's generally illegal.

  Dan Maffei

  Reason, Enjoy, Company

  "Rep. Dan Maffei On Colbert: Prostitutes, Cocaine, NAMBLA, Oh My!". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 8, 2009.

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• There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole your job? Oh yeah, that dream job of the Chinese Delivery man pedaling up Broadway delivering Chinese food for 40 cents an hour, or on the back of a landscaping truck with 15 others.

  Greg Giraldo

  Dream, Jobs, Men

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• Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.

  Jay Leno

  Iraq, Medicine, Cnn

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• If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Calling, Energy

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• As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

  Howie Carr

  Special, Citizens, Asking

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• I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

  Lenny Bruce

  Smoking, Half, Buzz

  "The Lenny Bruce Interview, Jill Bourque’s How We First Met and Stage Time With Steven Alan Green". jewishjournal.com. April 7, 2013.

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• [Marco]Rubio comes out. He represents for a short period of time the people of Florida. He has got the worst attendance record in the United States Senate, doesn`t vote. He is weak on, very weak on illegal immigration, totally in favor of amnesty.

  Donald Trump

  Florida, People, Immigration

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• I like to think illegal downloads only do real damage to the endless amounts of careless pop music though.

  Ben Howard

  Real, Thinking, Damage

  Source: innerearmedia.wordpress.com

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• Look, we understood we couldn't make it illegal to be young or poor or black in the United States, but we could criminalize their common pleasure. We understood that drugs were not the health problem we were making them out to be, but it was such a perfect issue for the Nixon White House that we couldn't resist it.

  John Ehrlichman

  Health, White, America

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• I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. . . . I think when it comes to the media, the media needs to take responsibility for the effect that it has on our younger generation, on these girls who are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool, so then all of a sudden being funny is making fun of the girl who's wearing an ugly dress.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Girl, Fun, Responsibility

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• Why don't Republicans spend all their airtime attacking the media for lying about what Obama's amnesty does and what the Democrats are doing? It's hard to avoid concluding that Republicans aren't trying to make the right arguments. In fact, it kind of looks like they're intentionally throwing the fight on amnesty. If a Republican majority in both houses of Congress can't stop Obama from issuing illegal immigrants Social Security cards and years of back welfare payments, there is no reason to vote Republican ever again.

  Ann Coulter

  Lying, Fighting, Years

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• And as for baby-boomer parents cluck-clucking about illegal substances, ah, gimme a break. Still, I think I'll pass on the rave. But more power to 'em, I say.

  Ken Wilber

  Baby, Thinking, Parent

  Ken Wilber (2000). “One Taste”, p.2, Shambhala Publications

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• It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

  George Carlin

  Men

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church it would be illegal to take your kids to Denny's.

  Dan Savage

  Kids, Church, Would Be

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• Organic farming is about buying out of a corrupt, illegal and dishonest system.

  Jerry Brown

  Buying, Farming, Organic Farming

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• I don't think that the real enemy of the music industry is illegal downloading; I think the real enemy of the music industry is radio.

  Perez Hilton

  Real, Thinking, Enemy

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• There was a law in Connecticut - I believe it is still formally unrepealed - making it illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

  Bertrand Russell

  Believe, Sunday, Kissing

  Bertrand Russell (2013). “Human Society in Ethics and Politics”, p.30, Routledge

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• To say that secular means irreligious implies that all the arts and sciences are irreligious, and is very like saying that all professions except that of the law are illegal.

  John Stuart Mill

  Art, Mean, Law

  John Stuart Mill (1988). “Collected works of John Stuart Mill”

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• 3 "amnesty" didn't mean rewarding illegal behavior.

  John McCain

  Mean, Amnesty, Behavior

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• For us Catholics, John Paul II will be remembered as a traveling Pope ... and we should also remember he preached world peace. When the United States invaded Iraq, for example, John Paul II said it was an illegal and immoral act.

  Hugo Chavez

  Iraq, Catholic, United States

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• I spent most of the eighties, most of my life, riding around in somebody else's car, in possession of, or ingested of, something illegal, on my way from something illegal to something illegal with many illegal things happening all around me

  Iggy Pop

  Illegal Things, Car, Riding

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