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• (Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.

  Charlaine Harris

  Stupid, Hair, My Favorite

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.854, Penguin

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• And he was my friend. Not that he wouldn't kill me if things turned out that way, but he wouldn't like doing it. With humans, what more could you ask for a friend?

  Stephenie Meyer

  Way, Humans, My Friends

  Stephenie Meyer (2009). “The Host”, p.175, Hachette UK

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• Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?

  Carrie Vaughn

  Thinking, Air, Talking

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• My mother always told me if I rode a motorcycle with a boy, she'd kill me." ... She couldn't hear him laugh, but she felt his body shake. "She wouldn't say that if she knew me," he called back to her confidently. "I'm an excellent driver." -Clary & Jace, pg.289-

  Cassandra Clare

  Mother, Boys, Laughing

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• The bulls are my best friends." I translated to Brett. "You kill your friends?" she asked. "Always," he said in English, and laughed. "So they don't kill me.

  Ernest Hemingway

  My Best Friend, Bulls, Said

  Ernest Hemingway (2016). “The Sun Also Rises”, p.94, Hamilton Books

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• How does this whole guardian angel business work? Am I the only person who can see you? I mean, are you invisible to everyone else?" Patch stared at me like he hoped I wasn't serious.    "You're not invisible?" I squeaked. "You have to get out of here!" I made a movement to push Patch off the bed but was cut short by a searing jab in my ribs. "She'll kill me if she finds you in here. Can you climb trees? Tell me you can climb a tree!"    Patch grinned. "I can fly."    Oh. Right. Well, okay.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Mean, Angel, Cutting

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.271, Simon and Schuster

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• Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Trying, Hated

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15”, p.207, Penguin

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• Oh relax." I waved my hand dismissively. "If he wanted to kill me, he already would have. I brought him all these sharp pencils, ideal for stabbing, and he's been a perfect gentleman.

  Kiersten White

  Hands, Perfect, Gentleman

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• I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.

  Julie Anne Peters

  Supposed To Be, Knows, Pauses

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• It's like a razor blade edging its way through my organs, shredding me, all I can think is: It will kill me, it will kill me, it will kill me. And I don't care.

  Lauren Oliver

  Thinking, Razors, Care

  "Delirium". Book by Lauren Oliver, January 1, 2011.

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• Yes, I thought I'd try electrocution next. Since a bomb, a fire, Vinco's knife and a brief encounter with outer space didn't kill me.

  Maria V. Snyder

  Fire, Knives, Space

  Maria V. Snyder (2011). “Outside In”, p.166, Harlequin

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• If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me

  Masashi Kishimoto

  Running, Hate, Eye

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• I know the truth now. You've figured out I'm falling in love with you and you're trying to make me stop by hurting me this way. Well it won't work. One way or another, I'm going to make you care about me. Yes, I am, unless your cold attitude kills me first. It's only fair, Connor. If I'm going to be miserable, by God, so are you. I am not a common wench and I will not be treated like one.

  Julie Garwood

  Hurt, Falling In Love, Attitude

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• Speaking of death, LeBlanc boasted he could kill me in the waiting room. I broke his wrist. He wasn't impressed.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Waiting Rooms, Broke, Wrists

  Kelley Armstrong (2009). “Bitten”, p.279, Vintage Canada

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• You could kill me, Alice, he looked at me seriously. That's how much you mean to me. As foolish and masochistic as that makes me, you are so much to me that even if it destroys me to be with you, I'll be with you!

  Amanda Hocking

  Mean, Foolish, Masochistic

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• My philosophy is pretty simple – any day nobody’s trying to kill me is a good day in my book.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Philosophy, Book, Good Day

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.11, Dell

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• How did you find me here? If I was blind, I would see you. Stay with me. Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.

  Joss Whedon

  Forever, Blind, Stay With Me

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• The sky was different, without color, taut and unforgiving. But the water was the most unforgiving thing, nearly black at times, cold enough, I knew, to kill me, violent enough to break me apart. The waves were immense, battering rocky beaches without sand. The farther I went, the more desolate it became, more than any place I'd been, but for this very reason the landscape drew me, claimed me as nothing had in a long time.

  Jhumpa Lahiri

  Beach, Color, Sky

  FaceBook post by Jhumpa Lahiri from Oct 29, 2012

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• Oh, jeez, please kill that metaphor,...Or kill me. One or the other.

  Lauren Kate

  Metaphor, Please

  Lauren Kate (2011). “The Fallen Sequence: An Omnibus Edition”, p.132, Delacorte Press

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• You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.

  Rachel Caine

  Hurt, Sorry, Liars

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• ...and I have this stupid little thought that Aaron didn't survive the croc attack after all, that he died but he's so pissed off at me that dying didn't stop him from coming here to kill me anyway.

  Patrick Ness

  Stupid, Dying, Pissed Off

  Patrick Ness (2008). “The Knife of Never Letting Go”, Candlewick Press (MA)

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• You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow.

  Rachel Vail

  Bats, Planning, Minnie Mouse

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• Numb, I took the perfectly browned puff. Okay. Let me see if I have this right. Al provokes me into defending myself. I nearly kill him. Then Newt tries to kill me, thinking I'm Ku'Sox. Al stops her, saving my life. And now we're all going to have s'mores together?

  Kim Harrison

  Thinking, Trying, Together

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• Scared ya, did I? Aw, that's sweet. Don't worry the shocks won't kill me," she whispered. "They only make me stronger. Anyway, it was worth it to give that cow a black eye, ya know?

  Lauren Kate

  Sweet, Eye, Giving

  Lauren Kate (2013). “The Fallen Series: 4-Book Collection”, p.51, Delacorte Press

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• If you die of pneumonia,I'm pretty sure there are at least a dozen guys who'll try to kill me and make it look like an accident (Hale)

  Ally Carter

  Pneumonia, Guy, Trying

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