If that lad makes a First Division footballer, then I'm Mao Tse Tung.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
I've always got on with lads, more than I have with girls.
Paul Lambert has assembled a great bunch of lads and training has been going very well. I am just desperate to get into the team and do my best for the club.
I think because I did a lot of modelling and appeared in lads mags a lot of women didn't necessarily warm to me. But now I have been through childbirth, post-natal depression and struggled with my weight, women seem to relate to me a lot more.
If it be sin to love a lovely lad Oh there sin I.
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!
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