Is it just me, or did Tamou go to hug a Kiwi before realising he had just scored for Australia?
Every sinew in my body came together in one perfect whole. But those who have ever experienced that feeling, and it doesn't happen very often, will tell you it's in a whole other place of experience from the usual ego or vanity that drives my game. So I'm not afraid to own it for what it was.
This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere. I loved Kirby deeply. A tremendous teammate, Kirby will always be remembered for his never-ending hustle, infectious personality, trademark smile and commitment to the community.
Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a privileged one.
He's a specialist in failure.
They can die as soon as they want.
A very good side playing at the sort of level we are aspiring to.
I want to congratulate again Mike Dean. I think his performance was unbelievable and I think when referees have unbelievable performances, I think it's fair that as managers we give them praise. So fantastic performance.
I just want to wear my heart on my sleeve.
I wear sunglasses because of the glare of spotlights. I wear gloves because it is very cold.
People with ambition want Paolo Di Canio.
It gave the title to Manchester City - it's as simple as that.
It's probably been the worst three months of my life.
If one day I go to a game and I don't feel I can win, maybe I don't go.
You can win the Champions League in the worst season.
I think it's clearly the result of something that looks like a campaign.
Chelsea are not made to play football. We're good on the counter, a little bit like Real against Bayern.
This is football from the 19th century. It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play. A football match is about two teams playing. I told Big Sam, they need points. To come here the way they did, is that acceptable? Maybe it is, they need points. The only thing I could bring more was Black & Decker - a Black & Decker to destroy the West Ham wall.
I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again.
The problem with Chelsea is I lack a striker. I have Samuel Eto'o but he is 32 years old - maybe 35, who knows?
They need to show a bit more gut.
You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent desire. I'm their manager, not their babysitter.
I can categorically tell you that Mario Balotelli will not be at Liverpool.
Look at Tottenham. You spend over £100-odd million, you'd expect to be challenging for the league.
They have a choice as a club. They don't have to sell. Maybe Southampton's objectives have changed. They were looking to be a Champions League club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change... I don't have sympathy, no.
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