Morganville Vampires Quotes

• He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. "Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

  Rachel Caine

  Morning, Kissing, Men

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.24, Penguin

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• Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

  Rachel Caine

  Trying, Looks, Skirts

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• Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

  Rachel Caine

  Smell, Choices, Would Be

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• Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

  Rachel Caine

  Wall, Mind, Shotguns

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.63, Penguin

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• If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

  Rachel Caine

  Faces, Ask Me, Okay

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.80, Penguin

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• When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

  Rachel Caine

  Talking, Battle, Needs

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.36, Penguin

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• I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.

  Rachel Caine

  Vampire, Whispering, Way

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.143, Penguin

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• You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Littles, Might

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• What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

  Rachel Caine

  Names, Stills, Seems

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• Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.

  Rachel Caine

  Speak English, Play, Generations

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.34, Penguin

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• Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.

  Rachel Caine

  Ideas, Silent, Possibility

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires”, p.51, Penguin

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• Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

  Rachel Caine

  Bullets, Idiot, Please

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Bite Club”, p.230, Allison & Busby

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• Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

  Rachel Caine

  Calling, Loser, Claire

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• Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

  Rachel Caine

  Sorry, Want, Welcome

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.10, Penguin

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• Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Enough, Goodness

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Fade Out”, p.154, Allison & Busby

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• Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

  Rachel Caine

  Mean, Ebay, Games

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• You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

  Rachel Caine

  Smart, Latin, Glasses

  Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.149, Penguin

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• I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

  Rachel Caine

  Crazy, Dresses, Assistants

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.21, Allison & Busby

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• He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee.

  Rachel Caine

  Morning, Coffee, Thinking

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• Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

  Rachel Caine

  Beach, Adventure, Sanity

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Carpe Corpus”, p.57, Allison & Busby

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• She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

  Rachel Caine

  Momma, Felt, Hard

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.36, Penguin

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• Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

  Rachel Caine

  Flames, Littles, Busy

  Rachel Caine (2012). “Black Dawn”, p.61, Allison & Busby

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• Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

  Rachel Caine

  Flames, Black, Dawn

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• Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

  Rachel Caine

  Feet, Water, Twenties

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.1806, Penguin

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• I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.

  Rachel Caine

  Arguing, Surprise, Claire

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.28, Allison & Busby

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