Nachos Quotes

• Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.

  John Updike

  Life, Yummy, Long

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• I don't think I've ever met nachos that I didn't like before. It's almost inconceivable that nachos can be bad. It makes no sense.

  Pete Wells

  Thinking, Mets

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

  Lisi Harrison

  Burritos, Tacos

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• I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.

  Kristen Bell

  Sunday, Comforting, Doritos

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• Eating smart is all about having an awareness of your body. The most obvious way to do that is by seeing it. So when you're trying to lose weight, spend more time wearing less. I don't think I could eat a plate of nachos naked could you?

  Marisa Miller

  Smart, Thinking, Trying

  "Swimsuit Model Marisa Miller ShareMarisa Miller: The Secret to Living a Sexier Lifes Her Secret to Staying in Shape: Eat Naked!". Interview with Caroline Schaefer, www.womenshealthmag.com. December 15, 2011.

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• I could never give up Mexican food. Nachos are usually my go-to if I'm courtside at an NBA game. I always, always get my picture taken with my mouth wide open and a tortilla chip sticking out of it!

  Eva Longoria

  Giving Up, Taken, Nba

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• I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

  Chris Kirkpatrick

  Dog, Dirty, Thinking

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• I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

  Jenny McCarthy

  Turkeys, Vices, Soy

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• Many mornings I check out the news as soon as I wake up, because if it turns out that the world is coming to an end that day, I am going to eat the frosting off an entire carrot cake; just for a start. Then I will move onto vats of clam dip, pots of crime brûlée, nachos, M & M's etc. Then I will max out both my credit cards.

  Anne Lamott

  Morning, Moving, Future

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• I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

  Matt Groening

  Wine, Snakes, Owl

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• Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare.

  Conan O'Brien

  Obamacare, Thank God, Nuggets

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• In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Burgers, Burritos, Occasional

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• As Americans, we tend to look at Mexican food as nachos, which is not Mexican food really - they don't eat them.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Mexican, Looks, Look At Me

  Source: www.usatoday.com

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• Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there's a blender going off in the background.

  Brian Regan

  Animal, People, Focus

  Source: www.usatoday.com

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• During the first couple of years of 'Dancing with the Stars,' I would go to Jack in the Box in my ball gown after the shows and get the Taco Nachos with cheese as my reward.

  Carrie Ann Inaba

  Stars, Couple, Years

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• He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.

  P. C. Cast

  Food, Doritos, Faces

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Hunted: A House of Night Novel”, p.124, Macmillan

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• As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Two, Gasoline, Pumps

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