Nba Quotes - Page 35

• You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Crazy, People

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• They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Men, Wife

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• The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Nice, Team

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• I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Cheer, Thinking

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• I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Kind, Anna

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• Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Sea, Jersey

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• The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Fun, Kids

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• I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Wife, President

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• Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Moon, Opposites

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• It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mean, Bigs

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• I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Letting Go, Hands

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• He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Home, Trophies

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• As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Men, Know How

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• Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Play, Chicago

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• I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Eric

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• Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Tape

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• Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Games, Flash

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• He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Gloves

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• It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mistake, Winning

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• I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Thinking, Elbows

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• I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just one of my police reactions to get that criminal off me.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Police, Criminals

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• It's a different role for me, playing with the great Dwyane Wade.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Different, Roles

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• Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mistake, Son

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• I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Believe, Meals

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• We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Beach, Naked

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