Ovaries Quotes

• I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

  Fran Drescher

  Children, Eggs, Harvest

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• Son, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries.

  Stan Smith

  Son, Feelings, American Dad

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• I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

  Kreayshawn

  Swag

  Song: Gucci Gucci, Album: Somethin' Bout Kreay, 2012

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• My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.” After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?” I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.

  Darynda Jones

  Names, Long, Appreciate

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.117, Macmillan

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• A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I am once again what I was before the age of twelve: a female human being who knows that a month has thirty day, not twenty-five, and who can spend every one of them free of the shackles of that defect of body and mind known as femininity.

  Florence King

  Personality, Waiting, Mind

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• It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.

  Tom Waits

  Baby, Soldier, Pissed Off

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• I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

  Darynda Jones

  Hands, Faces, Beam

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.278, Macmillan

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• Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

  Lisa McMann

  College, Train Wrecks, Earth

  Lisa McMann (2010). “Wake”, p.128, Simon and Schuster

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• I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.

  M. Leighton

  Clue, All Things

  M. Leighton (2013). “Down to You”, p.25, Penguin

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• I guess I just have bigger ovaries.

  Missy Giove

  Cycling, Bigger

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• I hate to create cynicism about politicians. We just need to invade. Regular people need to run for office and keep their balls and ovaries intact.

  Jane Fonda

  Running, Hate, People

  Interview with Lord Puttnam, www.theguardian.com. June 3, 2005.

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• Apparently the pro-choice types who jump up and down in the street demanding that you keep your rosaries off their ovaries are entirely relaxed about the government getting its bureaucratics all over your lymphatics.

  Mark Steyn

  Government, Choices, Over You

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• Time waits for no ovary.

  Gretchen Rubin

  Waiting

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• A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

  Robert Winston

  Eggs, Teens, Young

  "Relax, couch potatoes - your sperm is safe" by Robert Winston, www.theguardian.com. February 6, 2013.

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• You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous, little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Okay? Just cut 'em off, let 'em go through the hot flashes, let 'em just sit there and complain about hormone therapy, okay? Just take the ovaries and get it over with. Because they don't deserve to have estrogen. They really don't. It's a privilege.

  Randi Rhodes

  Cutting, Hot Flashes, Complaining

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• The Victorian woman became her ovaries, as today's woman has become her "beauty.

  Naomi Wolf

  Self Esteem, Her Beauty, Today

  Naomi Wolf (1990). “The Beauty Myth”, Vintage

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• I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

  Kathy Griffin

  Children, Fun, Believe

  Source: thecelebritycafe.com

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• It's so funny the world we live in now. The years where you are most fertile, those are also the fertile years for career and personal growth. And so you're not encouraged to get pregnant in your 20s. But the 30s are when the biology kind of has you by the ovaries, so to speak.

  Staceyann Chin

  Years, Careers, Growth

  Source: www.ebony.com

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• I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.

  Odette Annable

  Children, Problem, I Can

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• In the case of judges, I wouldn't be shocked to find out the number on television exceeds the number in real life — what is it about those black robes that makes us think ovaries?

  Jane Espenson

  Real, Thinking, Numbers

  "How to Succeed at Vampire Slaying and Keep Your Soul". www.latimes.com. March 20, 2005.

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• Thyroid secretions in adequate amounts appear to be essential for development of the egg and for proper ovarian secretions. If thyroid function is low, an egg may be discharged from an ovary but it may not be fertilizable or, if fertilized, may not be capable of nesting so that pregnancy is quickly aborted.

  Broda Otto Barnes

  Pregnancy, Pms, Eggs

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• I’m just not interested.” “Do you have ovaries?” Jacob asked. I shot him a look. “Yes.” … “Then how are you not interested.

  J. Lynn

  Looks, Shots, Jacob

  J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You”, p.24, Harper Collins

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• Risk reduction for BRCA2 carriers includes taking tamoxifen. Removing ovaries prior to age 40 drops breast cancer risk in half. Ovarian cancer surveillance is unfortunately inadequate at early detection, but birth control pills reduce ovarian cancer incidence up to 60%.

  Kristi Funk

  Cancer, Risk, Age

  Source: www.marieclaire.com

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• I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds, gates, guards, all designed to ensure the family absolute privacy. And every newspaper in London carried headlines announcing PRINCESS ANNE HAS OVARIAN CYST REMOVED. I mean you're a young girl reared in heavily guarded seclusion and every beer drinker in every pub knows the precise state of your ovaries.

  Helene Hanff

  Girl, Princess, Eye

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• You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.” “Fine,But you can’t make fun of their names. They’re very sensitive.” “I would never.” I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, “This is Beam Me Up.” Then to my right. “And this is Scotty.

  Darynda Jones

  Fun, Names, Two

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