Shane Quotes

• Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

  Rachel Caine

  Funny, Guy, Next

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• From Shane's Point of View: Jester talking to Shane: "What's the matter? You afraid you'd bite your skinny little girlfriend?" Jester laughed. "She's already someone else's, you know. I can smell the bite on her. He's marked her." Myrnin. "Shut up," I said, and kicked him in the face.

  Rachel Caine

  Girlfriend, Views, Talking

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• I’m saying a prayer. Maybe you ought to, too. It’s going to take us a miracle to get through this.” Whether he was serious or not, Claire sent the prayer up toward heaven, and she thought the others did, too. So it seemed kind of miraculous when the doorbell rang. “At least they’re getting more polite when they try to kill us,” Shane said.

  Rachel Caine

  Prayer, Miracle, Heaven

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.356, Penguin

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• Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

  Rachel Caine

  Thank God, Wells, Sane

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.235, Penguin

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• Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. "Excuse me," he said, "but when did my lab become appropriate for snogging?" "What's snogging?" Shane asked. "Ridiculous displays of inappropriate affection in front of me. Roughly translated. And what are you doing here?

  Rachel Caine

  Book, Two, Bangs

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.36, Allison & Busby

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• Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.

  Rachel Caine

  Girl, Couple, Vampire

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.101, Penguin

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• Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.

  Rachel Caine

  Vampire, Hunters, Sticks

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.180, Penguin

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• See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

  Rachel Caine

  Kitchen, Stampede, Bite Me

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.87, Allison & Busby

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• Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

  Rachel Caine

  Moving, Ninja, Certificates

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.50, Penguin

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• Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har.

  Jennifer Crusie

  Tired, Hug, Needs

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.189, Macmillan

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• Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me," He whispered. "I love you, Claire

  Rachel Caine

  Love You, Talking, Towns

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• Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.

  Rachel Caine

  Speak English, Play, Generations

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.34, Penguin

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• Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. (3.) Killed over Ice Cream

  Rachel Caine

  Ice Cream, Hands, Want

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• Michael!” Oliver’s voice came faint through the front door. “Something you should see, my boy! Look out your windows!” “Trap,” Shane said instantly, and reached out to grab Michael’s arm as he walked by. “Don’t, man.” “What’s he going to do? Make faces at me?

  Rachel Caine

  Boys, Men, Doors

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.322, Penguin

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• Is it him?” Dad asked. “Did he get you into trouble?” “Not me,” Shane said. “I’ve just got that kind of face.

  Rachel Caine

  Dad, Faces, Kind

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.267, Penguin

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• Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said. “Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brandon.” “You’re lying.” “Yeah. He’s talking to Brandon. Look, let Shane do his thing, okay? He’s not as stupid as he looks, mostly.

  Rachel Caine

  Lying, Stupid, Talking

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.176, Penguin

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• Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.” Shane said.

  Rachel Caine

  Funeral, Zombie, Hey

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• Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

  Rachel Caine

  Eye, Men, Zombie

  Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.28, Penguin

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• She was staring at you.’’ ‘‘What can I say? Irresistible.’’ ‘‘Shane, it’s not funny. I just—you should be careful.’’ ‘‘Always am.’’ Which was an absolute lie. Shane’s eyes fixed on hers, and she felt a burst of heat inside that crept up to burn in her cheeks. He smiled slowly. ‘‘Jealous?’’ ‘‘Maybe.’’ ‘‘No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

  Rachel Caine

  Lying, Jealous, Eye

  Rachel Caine (2008). “Feast of Fools: The Morganville Vampires”, p.15, Penguin

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• Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.

  Rachel Caine

  Two, Sight, Want

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.865, Penguin

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• Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

  Rachel Caine

  Long, Lovely, Way

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Glass Houses”, p.199, Allison & Busby

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• When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

  Rachel Caine

  Talking, Battle, Needs

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.36, Penguin

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• Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “What?’” “First base,’” she said. “You’re already there.’” “I’m not running the bases.’” “Well, you could at least steal second.’” “Jeez, Claire. I used to distract myself with sports stats at times like these, but now you’ve gone and ruined it.

  Rachel Caine

  Sports, Baseball, Running

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• Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

  Rachel Caine

  Mean, Ebay, Games

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• That's it? That's your big goodbye?" Eve asked. Claire looked at Eve mystified. "I think I need guy CliffNotes." "Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffNotes." "What were you waiting for, flowery poetry?" Shane snorted. "I hugged. I'm done.

  Rachel Caine

  Goodbye, Thinking, Guy

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