Smurf Quotes

• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

  Jeff Dunham

  Color, Doe, Choke

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• The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

  Christian Finnegan

  Blue, People, Village

  "Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins". TV Series, www.imdb.com.

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• I thought it very strange, and very sad, that the fairy kingdom largely appears to be English. I thought it was time for some regional representation. And the Nac Mac Feegle are, well, they're like tiny little Scottish Smurfs who have seen Braveheart altogether too many times.

  Terry Pratchett

  Littles, Kingdoms, Tiny

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• I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!

  Katie Price

  Dog, Horse, Fun

  "Katie Price...is right". Interview with AskMen, www.askmen.com.

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• I actually find in America, there's a slight snobbery about actors who go back and forth between big heavy dramas and popcorn fare. That always intrigues me, because that doesn't exist in the same way in Britain. And I imagine it would be worse. In terms of the sort of class, and the sort of snobby, slightly on the back-foot thing Britain has. But it's much more prevalent in America. I'm really intrigued by it. I don't know why that is. But I'm aiming to break down those barriers by being in a Shakespeare film and a Smurfs film within six months of each other.

  Alan Cumming

  Drama, Film, Imagine

  Source: film.avclub.com

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• The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.

  Craig Ferguson

  Littles, Tiny, Loving Him

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• I was a big fan of 'The Smurfs' growing up, even though by default - my mom used to force me to watch because she was a 'Smurfs' fan.

  Jayma Mays

  Mom, Growing Up, Fans

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• What's the point of living if you don't belong anywhere?

  Julie Anne Peters

  Hate The World, Ifs

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• The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is.

  Warren Ellis

  Sex, Book, Bad Ass

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• My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, 'Hurray, cartoons!' and she would say, 'Smurfs! That's what you're watching.'

  Jayma Mays

  Mom, Morning, Choices

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For what it's worth, I've been a hip-hopper from birth.
  Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf.

  Extra P

  Rap, Hip Hop, Disrespect

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• I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up and rolled her eyes at him. "Clary?" he thought Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?" "Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from The Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurf questions.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mom, Cat, Eye

  Cassandra Clare (2014). “City of Lost Souls”, p.207, Simon and Schuster

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• (He went to Tory and with one more push, his son slid into his hands. For a full minute, he couldn’t breathe as he stared at the tiniest, most perfect creature he’d ever seen in his life.) “Is it a smurf?” - Tory

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Son, Hands, Perfect

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2011). “Retribution”, p.412, Macmillan

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• 'Smurfs' just seemed like a great way to represent a young father to be, guy in a marriage, work in conflict, and I was really interested in the technical CG side of things. I'd never done a movie that I thought would be so physical and yet so precise. So I was intrigued by all of that.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Father, Guy, Would Be

  The MoviesOnline Interview, www.moviesonline.ca. 2011.

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• I thought the idea of 'Smurfs' lent itself to the 3-D environment pretty well, I think, better than some of the farm animal movies that have been done before. I was a fan of the 'Smurfs' and they come with their own fan base, which I thought was nice.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Nice, Animal, Thinking

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• I do a lot of books on tape for Beverly Cleary, and another 'Smurfs' shout-out for that demographic.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Book, Tape, Demographics

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