Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti.
Ready...set-y...spaghetti!
Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
You don't have a man, you need spaghetti.
When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti.
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end.
There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same.
I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.
Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.
The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.
I didn't have time to lose it. I didn't have time to lie down in the corner shop and scream and beat the floor until my hands bled. I didn't have time to miss Jack. Stroma kept on chattering away and getting excited over novelty spaghetti shapes and finding the joy in every little thing, and it occurred to me even then that she was probably looking after me, too.
If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns.
Growing up at my grandmother's table, she always had rice. She might do something as exotic as potatoes or spaghetti, but there was still always rice, just in case you needed a little rice fix.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
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