Spaghetti Quotes

• Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

  Sophia Loren

  Food, Vacuums, Cleaners

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• Ready...set-y...spaghetti!

  Dan Wells

  Ready

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• When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti.

  Rachael Ray

  Flower, Want, Shows

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.

  Sharon Creech

  Life Is Like, Meatballs, Bowls

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• Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Friendship, Together, Way

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• No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

  Unknown

  Inspirational, Lonely, Food

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• Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti.

  Lady Randolph Churchill

  Sun, Sin

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• Man, who don't like spaghetti?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Men

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

  Sophia Loren

  Beauty, Food, Inspiration

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• You don't have a man, you need spaghetti.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Men, Needs

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• Spaghetti is no food for fighters.

  Filippo Tommaso Marinetti

  Fighter

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• When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti.

  Mark Helprin

  Fear

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• A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end.

  George S. Patton

  Military, Pieces, Ends

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• If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.

  David Allen

  Education, Perspective, Innovation

  Twitter post from Apr 03, 2009

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• Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

  Jim Davis

  Food, Lunch, Cooking

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• I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.

  Susan Lucci

  Food, Ice Cream, Meatballs

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• Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

  Tom Robbins

  Adventure, Tomatoes, Sauce

  "(Revisiting) The Syntax of Sorcery: An Interview with Tom Robbins". Interview with Tony Vigorito, realitysandwich.com. May 9, 2014.

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• The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.

  Henry Miller

  Two, World, Meatballs

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• There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces.

  Howard Moskowitz

  Perfect, Sauce, Spaghetti Sauce

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• The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce.

  Paul Newman

  Morning, Night, Thinking

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• Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.

  Haruki Murakami

  Thinking, Done, Sad Things

  Haruki Murakami (2011). “Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman”, p.222, Random House

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• I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same.

  Philip Larkin

  Food, Book, Eye

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• I didn't have time to lose it. I didn't have time to lie down in the corner shop and scream and beat the floor until my hands bled. I didn't have time to miss Jack. Stroma kept on chattering away and getting excited over novelty spaghetti shapes and finding the joy in every little thing, and it occurred to me even then that she was probably looking after me, too.

  Jenny Valentine

  Lying, Hands, Joy

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• I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.

  Mel Brooks

  Dream, Sex, Heaven

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

  Thomas J. Grasso

  Firefly, Katniss, Catching Fire

  Last words, March 20, 1995.

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