Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
or simply:
