If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!
'What is the use of a book', thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends