Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
When you win, nothing hurts.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.
I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.
Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.
You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
No, but you can see it from here.
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
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