I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.
Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint
A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed.
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.
A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot.
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'
I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way I don't think that I've seen another show do. To handle those tonal shifts with so much confidence. Normally, you can mix humor and dark humor, you can mix dark humor and tragedy, but to mix all three... There are just moments with Robin and Reuben, the next door neighbors, that are just funny.
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.
I quite like dark humor.
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British.
I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
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