Bob Saget Quotes

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• If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

  Bob Saget

  Change, Wake Up, Things Change

  Twitter post from Jul 16, 2013

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• Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

  Bob Saget

  Work Out, Today, Rest Of Your Life

  Twitter post from Jan 01, 2012

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• Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

  Bob Saget

  People, Arguing, Truth Is

  Twitter post from Jan 08, 2013

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• I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

  Bob Saget

  Boys, Years, Car

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• Valuable people are undervalued.

  Bob Saget

  People, Valuable, Undervalued

  Twitter post from Jun 03, 2013

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• It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

  Bob Saget

  Long, People, Okay

  Twitter post from Nov 15, 2012

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• Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

  Bob Saget

  Kindness, Virtue

  Twitter post from Jul 29, 2013

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• When you have a good time there is no time.

  Bob Saget

  Good Times, Having A Good Time

  Twitter post from Jun 22, 2012

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• Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

  Bob Saget

  Wise, Men, Fool

  Twitter post from Feb 25, 2012

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• My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

  Bob Saget

  Father, Fart, Stuck

  Twitter post from Jun 20, 2013

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• Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

  Bob Saget

  Four, Letters, Matter

  Twitter post from Jan 18, 2013

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• All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

  Bob Saget

  Trying, Done, Way

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

  Bob Saget

  Kindness, Creativity, New Day

  Twitter post from Jul 11, 2013

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• Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

  Bob Saget

  Men, Prison, Behind Every Great Man

  Twitter post from Dec 29, 2012

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• You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

  Bob Saget

  Lying, Who Your Friends Are

  Twitter post from Oct 30, 2012

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• My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

  Bob Saget

  Dad, Stuff, Kind

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• It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

  Bob Saget

  Reading, People, New Day

  Twitter post from Jun 06, 2013

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• No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

  Bob Saget

  Bus, Bus Driver, Drivers

  Twitter post from Sep 09, 2011

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• My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Dad, Clothes

  Twitter post from Jun 10, 2012

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• It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

  Bob Saget

  Beautiful, Nice, Reckless

  Twitter post from Mar 28, 2013

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• I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

  Bob Saget

  Doors, Nuts, Doe

  Twitter post from May 21, 2013

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• If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

  Bob Saget

  Giving, Wipe, Window

  Twitter post from Aug 10, 2011

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• At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

  Bob Saget

  The End Of The Day, Ends, And At The End Of The Day

  Twitter post from Aug 20, 2011

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• My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

  Bob Saget

  Girlfriend, People, Needs

  Twitter post from Oct 20, 2011

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• Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?

  Bob Saget

  Should Have, Years, Guy

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