Bob Saget Quotes - Page 5

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• I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

  Bob Saget

  Morning, Thinking, Comedy

  "Bob Saget talks dirty about The Aristocrats". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. July 25, 2005.

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• Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

  Bob Saget

  Son, Men, Yelling

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• Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

  Bob Saget

  Love Is, Two, Soul

  Twitter post from Feb 09, 2013

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• If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

  Bob Saget

  Kids, Car, Want

  Twitter post from Feb 28, 2013

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• Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

  Bob Saget

  People, Body, Four

  Twitter post from Dec 24, 2011

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• The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

  Bob Saget

  Greatness, Men

  Twitter post from May 23, 2013

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• Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.

  Bob Saget

  Water, Catholic, Lovely

  Twitter post from Jul 16, 2011

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• People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

  Bob Saget

  People

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• Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

  Bob Saget

  Fake, Politics, Sincerity

  Twitter post from Sep 01, 2012

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• My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

  Bob Saget

  Wife, Saint, Diapers

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• A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

  Bob Saget

  People, House, Lasts

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• A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

  Bob Saget

  Comedian, Three, Jokes

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• I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

  Bob Saget

  Fun, People, Acting

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• Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

  Bob Saget

  Gossip, People, Rumor

  Twitter post from Nov 02, 2012

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• They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

  Bob Saget

  What If, Enemy, Ifs

  Twitter post from Aug 15, 2012

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• I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

  Bob Saget

  Fighting, Causes, Drink

  Twitter post from Aug 11, 2013

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• Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

  Bob Saget

  Long, House, Road Trip

  Twitter post from Aug 05, 2013

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• Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

  Bob Saget

  Our World, Oil, People

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• Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

  Bob Saget

  Reading, Good Day, Sunday

  Twitter post from Oct 02, 2011

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• Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

  Bob Saget

  Wish, Sometimes, Realizing

  Twitter post from Oct 16, 2011

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• Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

  Bob Saget

  Team, Forever, Tag

  Twitter post from Nov 29, 2011

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• As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

  Bob Saget

  Doctors, Littles, Goes On

  Twitter post from Dec 09, 2011

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• If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

  Bob Saget

  Trust No One, Inspirational Tattoo, Zombie

  Twitter post from Mar 12, 2013

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• Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

  Bob Saget

  Apology, Vintage, Stuff

  Twitter post from Apr 25, 2012

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• If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

  Bob Saget

  Done, Messages, Theory

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