Bob Saget Quotes - Page 2

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• Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?

  Bob Saget

  Should Have, Years, Guy

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• I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

  Bob Saget

  People, Care, Take Care

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

  Bob Saget

  Salad Dressing, Missing, Sauce

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• I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

  Bob Saget

  Hurt, Spiders, Fleas

  Twitter post from Jun 09, 2013

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• My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Breakfast, Causes

  Twitter post from Mar 10, 2013

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• Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

  Bob Saget

  Beautiful, Daughter, Smart

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

  Bob Saget

  Meaningful, I Can

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

  Bob Saget

  Morning, Body, Red

  Twitter post from Mar 16, 2013

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• I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

  Bob Saget

  Eating, Eating Food, Diets

  Twitter post from Jan 21, 2010

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• What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

  Bob Saget

  Phones, Trying, Lines

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

  Bob Saget

  Hurt, Pain, Love Is

  Twitter post from Dec 23, 2010

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• It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

  Bob Saget

  Jobs, Dirty, Night

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

  Bob Saget

  Dirty, Tv Shows, Nuts

  "Bob Saget talks dirty about The Aristocrats". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. July 25, 2005.

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• I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

  Bob Saget

  People, Littles, Interviews

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

  Bob Saget

  Girl, Doe, Mets

  Twitter post from Aug 03, 2013

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• The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

  Bob Saget

  Selfish, Hands, Trying

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

  Bob Saget

  Mother, Years, Car

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• Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

  Bob Saget

  Beautiful, Sweet, Air

  Twitter post from Jun 12, 2013

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• What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

  Bob Saget

  People, Levels, Comedy

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• Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

  Bob Saget

  Thinking, Government, Banking

  Twitter post from Jun 22, 2013

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• Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

  Bob Saget

  Fire, Light, People

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• One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

  Bob Saget

  House, Hug, Firsts

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• Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

  Bob Saget

  Used, Horrible, Alcoholics

  Twitter post from Dec 01, 2012

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• As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

  Bob Saget

  Doctors, Littles, Goes On

  Twitter post from Dec 09, 2011

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• Some dead people said smart stuff.

  Bob Saget

  Smart, People, Stuff

  Twitter post from Aug 13, 2013

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