Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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