They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
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