My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.
You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.
Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
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