My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus
When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
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