I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.
Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.
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