I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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